vulcandroid:

*turns off my gender when people leave the room to conserve energy*

barbieprivilege:

i want my wedding vows to be “do u love it” “loves it”

to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

harryedward:

when someone calls me pretty when i dont have makeup on

image

yarnes:

i aim for the point in a friendship when people begin to think you’re dating

a-greek-goddess:

remember that girl you called fat?

she doesn’t care. at all. you don’t matter to her.

imagine that