*turns off my gender when people leave the room to conserve energy*
i want my wedding vows to be “do u love it” “loves it”
…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited
when someone calls me pretty when i dont have makeup on
i aim for the point in a friendship when people begin to think you’re dating
remember that girl you called fat?
she doesn’t care. at all. you don’t matter to her.